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Reviews of Reviews: Jason Bourne

I had arrived early to the cinema in anticipation of a crowded theater. To pass the time I had decided to relieve myself in the gentlemen’s room. All had gone well due in large part to my high fiber diet.
That is until I began to zip-up. Up to this point my neighbor in the adjacent stall had been quite mindful, well as mindful as one can be given our location.

Due to our similar nature, we had both ended up wiping, flushing, and pulling our trousers up at the same time. Then there was silence. Neither of us wanted to come out. To acknowledge that we had both released our bowls at the same time in each other’s company. I stood there, my hand gripping the stall lock, knowing full well my fate had been sealed.